Advanced Project Blocking Techniques
Are you tired of projects getting out of control? Want to block them with the finesse of a ninja? Look no further! Our guide covers:
1. The Classic "Schedule Overlap" Technique
Also known as the "I'll just put it off for a week" method, this technique involves deliberately scheduling two projects at the same time, ensuring that both are delayed indefinitely.
- Step 1: Create two projects with identical deadlines
- Step 2: Watch as they both languish in limbo, waiting for each other to move forward
2. The "Task Duplication" Method
This technique involves copying and pasting entire project plans into new projects, ensuring that you're working on the same old thing, but with more paperwork.
- Step 1: Find an existing project with a decent plan
- Step 2: Duplicate the project, but with a different name
- Step 3: Watch as both projects slowly become identical twins, separated at birth
3. The "Meeting Overload" Technique
This involves scheduling meetings for every single project, ensuring that you'll never actually get any work done, because you're too busy attending meetings.
- Step 1: Schedule meetings for every project, no matter how small
- Step 2: Watch as your calendar fills up with meetings, and your projects stagnate
And that's it! With these advanced project blocking techniques, you'll never have to deliver a project on time again. Or, you know, ever.
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