AVOIDING EMAILS 101

Step 1: Ignore it. No, really, ignore it. Don't even glance in its general direction. Just stare at the wall, or the carpet, or the cat that's been staring at you from across the room for the past 5 minutes, anything but the email.

Step 2: Use the 2-second rule: If it's not worth reading within 2 seconds, delete it. Don't even open it, don't even hover over it. Just delete it. Trust us, you won't miss it. Probably.

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Step 3: Use a script that auto-respondes with 'I'm busy' and a cat GIF. This way, you're not really avoiding the person, you're just... creatively communicating.

Crafting the perfect auto-response for the discerning emailer.

Step 4: Set up a filter that automatically deletes all emails from anyone who's not a celebrity. Or at least, a celebrity you've never met in person. Or, honestly, just delete them all. It's not that hard.

The Celebrity Email Conundrum: A guide to deleting emails from people you've never met.

Step 5: Use a VPN to send the email to your ex's email address. Just kidding, that's not a good idea. Or is it?

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