Creating Pretentious To-Do Lists

For those who take themselves too seriously.

Tips and Tricks for Using Snooty Slang Writing Passive-Aggressive Notes Developing Sophisticated Snooping Techniques

1. Use a font that's just a little bit too big. You want to make sure your list looks like it was written by a 19th-century aristocrat.

2. Add a few unnecessary subheadings. It adds to the pretentiousness, darling.

3. Use words that are just a little bit too long. Like "effervescent" instead of "bubbly."

4. Make sure your list is asymmetrical. It's just so... artistic.

5. Use a font that's just a little bit too fancy. Like "Comic Sans" or "Impact."

And remember, if you want to be truly pretentious, you must always...

Use snooty slang to describe your to-do list items. Write passive-aggressive notes to yourself. Develop sophisticated snooping techniques to monitor your coworkers' productivity.