The Art of Obstruction Hacks: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Are you tired of actually getting things done? Do you find yourself constantly frustrated with the expectations placed upon you? Look no further!

• Procrastination Tactics: The Art of Delaying the Inevitable
• Justification Mechanics: Convincing Yourself and Others That You're Not Lazy
• Obstruction Techniques: The Secret to Making Excuses Sound Convincingly Like a Real Reason

Or, if you'd rather not do any of that:

Why not just binge-watch Netflix instead?

It's not like you had somewhere to be or anything.