Obstructive Mind Games - Tips and Tricks for the Modern Blocker

Here are some mind games for when you're stuck in your own thoughts.

1. The Infinite Scroll of Self-Loathing

When you get stuck in a loop of self-criticism, try this:

1. Start by repeating a phrase 17 times: "I am a terrible person."
2. Then, try to come up with 3 new criticisms for each iteration, like: "I am a terrible person who eats too much cheese."
3. Repeat until you get dizzy or your cat joins in.

Advanced techniques for The Infinite Scroll of Self-Loathing

2. The Art of Procrastination by Proxy

When you really should be working on that report, but you'd rather be playing video games:

1. Open 5 tabs on your browser with unrelated tasks.
2. Close 2 of them, then claim you're just 'researching.'
3. Repeat until your boss calls you to ask if you've seen the cat videos.

Cheat codes for Procrastination by Proxy (coming soon) The Dark Side of Procrastination by Proxy

Stay tuned for more tips, tricks, and general mind games!