The Blame Game: A Guide

Are you tired of being responsible? Do you wish to shift the burden of your actions onto someone else? Look no further! Here are some tips for expert-level redirection of blame:

• Avoid eye contact. It's just a distraction.
• Use passive-aggressive language. Say "I'm sure someone else had something to do with it..."
• Change the subject. Quick!
• Accuse someone else of being "sensitive".
• Misremember important events. It's a classic.
• Make a "I'm just a messenger" face.

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