Tip 1: Never underestimate the power of a well-timed "May the Fourth"
When engaging with a fellow human, a well-placed "May the Fourth" can turn any situation around.
Example:
- You're stuck in a meeting: "May the fourth, we need to get back to work."
- You're in a fight: "May the fourth, I'm not fighting, I'm just passionately discussing."
Tip 2: Practice your Jedi Mind Tricks
Convince others to do your bidding with these simple yet effective techniques:
- "You will eat your vegetables."
- "You will watch the game."
- "You will do my bidding."
Tip 3: Learn to recognize the signs of a Sith Lord
Be aware of the following symptoms to avoid an untimely demise:
- "I'm just trying to help."
- "It's for the greater good."
- "You're just jealous of my power."