The Brews of Doom

Brews of Unholy Intent

The Brews of Unholy Intent

Warning: The Brews of Doom may be hazardous to your health. Prolonged consumption of these brews may cause:

Unholy Intent Syndrome
Unstable Sanity
Unpredictable Behavior
Urinary Incontinence
Unholy Fear of Mice

Ingredients:

These brews consist of:

1/4 cup of Holy Water
1/2 cup of Unholy Fire
1/2 cup of Unstable Matter
Unholy Essence of Chaos
Unholy Essence of Despair

Instructions:

Warning: Do not attempt to brew these drinks if you have a history of Unholy Intentions.

Mix the ingredients in a cauldron under the light of a full moon
Brew the mixture for exactly 7 hours and 13 minutes
Stir the mixture clockwise 13 times while whispering the ancient incantations of the brewer
Pour the brew into a glass filled with Holy Water
Drink the brew, but beware of the Unholy Intentions that will soon follow

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

Unholy Intentions
Unstable Sanity
Unpredictable Behavior
Urinary Incontinence
Unholy Fear of Mice

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