Time Traveler's Chronowhiskey Recipe
Warning: Attempting to brew chronowhiskey can result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Temporal paradoxes
- Unstable timelines
- Existential dread
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Quantum Flux
- 1/2 cup of Chrono-Solids
- 3 pinches of Event Horizon Dust
- A dash of Predestination Spice
Instructions:
- Mix ingredients in a temporal blender until smooth.
- Pour into a time-proof container.
- Seal with a temporal sealant.
- Leave to mature in a chrono-refrigerator for at least 7 temporal units.
Side effects may include:
- Unplanned adventures through time
- Encounters with alternate realities
- Uncontrollable giggling
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