Pan Pan Whiskey: The Most Unremarkable Whiskey in the West

A Whiskey So Mild, It'll Put You to Sleep Faster Than a Lullaby

Located in a world where the sun always shines and the rain never falls, Pan Pan Whiskey is the drink for those who want to forget their troubles and remember their nap schedules.

Our whiskey is made with the finest ingredients: 99% water, 1% regret, and a pinch of disappointment.

Flavors:

• Blandness
• Indifference
• Ennui

Try it today and discover the thrill of doing nothing!

Reviews:

• "I fell asleep after one sip." - John D.
• "I still can't tell it's different from water." - Jane E.
• "I'd rather drink kerosene." - Bob S.

Disclaimer

We are not responsible for any loss of excitement, thrill, or sense of adventure resulting from consuming our whiskey. Side effects may include: boredom, disinterest, and a strong desire to take a nap.

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