We are shocked. SHOCKED. To hear that you're questioning our integrity. You see, we're not just a humble brewer of fine, artisanal beverages, but also a master of the ancient art of misdirection.
It wasn't us, we swear. The missing batch of Cover-Up ale? No, no, no. That was just a... uh... "test batch." Yes, that's it. A test batch. Completely normal, everyday, non-mysterious test batch.
Learn more about our completely-not-convoluted brewing process.
Or, if you're feeling particularly skeptical, visit our brewery and see the truth for yourself.