It 's a travesty, a catastrophe, a total travesty! Every time I ask an intern how to use a towel, I get the same response: "Uh, I think it's like, you know, minimalist design?" No, it 's not like that, you numbskull! A towel is not a statement piece. It is a utilitarian necessity. It's for drying things off, not for making a point about post-modernism.
So, to all you would-be artists out there, let me break it down: Towel 101 is the place to start.