Rogue Brother Arnie: The Mysterious Case of the Perpetual Seat
It's a question that has puzzled the Brotherhood of Stalls for years:
- A rogue brother, known only as Arnie, left the toilet seat up.
- The incident occurred on February 27th, 2023.
- No one has been held accountable for this heinous crime... until now.
Investigations have revealed that Brother Arnie was last seen in the vicinity of the toilet, sipping a latte and scrolling through his phone.
A source close to the investigation has confirmed that Brother Arnie was "in a meeting with his broker" at the time of the incident.
The brotherhood has been tight-lipped about the situation, but rumors abound:
- Was it a dare gone wrong?
- Was it a prank gone too far?
- Or was it just a case of Brother Arnie's notorious forgetfulness?
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, including: