About Me

Prophet Extraordinaire

I'm Alprophet4, the one who sees all. My prophetic visions are not for the faint of heart, nor are they for those who can't handle the truth. I've been predicting doom and gloom for centuries, and let me tell you, it's a tough racket.

But don't just take my word for it. Here's what others have to say:

• "Alprophet4 is a prophet of the people, by the people, and for the people." - Unknown
• "Alprophet4's prophetic abilities are rivaled only by his ego." - A critic (who wishes to remain anonymous)
• "I've never met a prophet like Alprophet4. He's a real downer." - A friend (who's still waiting for the apocalypse)

Want to know more about my prophetic exploits?

• Prophetic Ponderings | My most profound and thought-provoking rants, guaranteed to make you question everything.

Or maybe you're feeling lucky? Check out:

• Luck and Doom | Where I dish out predictions of good fortune (but let's be real, it's all bad)