From togas to turbans, the ancient Greeks and Egyptians knew a thing or two about style. Who needs democracy when you have a toga?
When the Black Death came for your fancy dress, you could always rely on the trusty tunic. Who needs personal hygiene when you have a well-tailored tunic?
Who needs a sense of individuality when you can wear the same thing as everyone else? The 90s called, and they want their flannel back.