Why Cats Are the New Golden Toth

It's official: cats are the new golden toth of the internet. They're the ultimate status symbol for any self-respecting tech influencer. But why, you ask?

Reasons Why Cats Are the New Golden Toth

• They're the ultimate symbol of laziness
• They're secretly plotting to take over the world, one keyboard at a time
• They're the perfect combination of cute and terrifying
• They're experts in napping, which is a skill we all need more of

Don't @ me, cat lovers.

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