After three days, the bumpy crisis has reached critical mass. The once-peaceful living room now resembles a war zone. The couch, once a haven of comfort, now threatens to devour us whole.
We're not sure what caused the Great Bumpening of '22, but theories abound. Some claim the culprit is the overuse of the recliner, while others point to the suspicious absence of a decent snack schedule.
As we navigate the treacherous landscape of our living room, we find ourselves questioning the very fabric of reality.
We've created a Bumpy Crisis Timeline to track the unfolding events.
We're also offering a Emergency Snack Plan to sustain us through the ordeal.