Breaking News: Local Bumpy Tissues Save City from Certain Doom
Thanks to the quick thinking of our brave Bumpy Tissues, the city was saved from a catastrophic wipeout of last week's soup.
Our sources close to the mayor's office confirm that the Tissues were instrumental in soaking up the mess, restoring order, and bringing calm to the community.
As one resident said, "We owe them one for saving us from the Great Soup Disaster of '23."
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and don't forget to stock up on Bumpy Tissues for all your wipe-down needs!