The Great Door Nut Crackdown
In the year 3000, the city of New Toynbee was gripped by a mysterious phenomenon known as "The Great Door Nut Crackdown." It started with a single, errant doorknob that had somehow come loose and begun spinning wildly out of control, threatening to strip the paint off neighboring houses.
A team of experts, known as "The Knob Squad," was formed to tackle the crisis.
They worked tirelessly for months, deploying their most advanced technology: a team of highly trained, genetically engineered door-knob-wielding hamsters.
The hamsters proved to be an unmitigated disaster, as they had an unfortunate tendency to get stuck in the doorknob's intricate mechanisms.
Despite their valiant efforts, The Knob Squad was forced to call in reinforcements: an army of highly trained, ninja-like door-knob-wielding accountants.
The accountants, with their razor-sharp focus and love of spreadsheets, managed to contain the crisis but at a great personal cost.
The city was saved, but the accountants were never seen again, their love of doorknobs forever broken.