Step 1: Unleash the Beast

Start by identifying the ugliest codebase in the company.

public void makeCodeUgly() {
		// do something completely unrelated here
		// and here
		// and here
		}

Now, add as much unnecessary complexity as possible.

Tip: Use as many nested if-else statements as you can.

See also: Unleashing the Beast Part 2: Nested Loops