It's a mystery that has puzzled cat owners for centuries: why doesn't the cat use the touchscreen? Some say it's because they're too lazy, others claim they're too intelligent. But the truth is much simpler: cats are just not that into it.
After conducting extensive research (i.e., watching cat videos for hours), we've come to the conclusion that cats simply don't care about the intricacies of modern technology. Why bother with something that's going to give them a headache when there's a perfectly good sunbeam to nap in?
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