WHY I HATE MORNINGS

Ugh, it's like the world is conspiring against me. The sun is up, the birds are chirping, and my coffee is not strong enough.

But let's get real, mornings are the worst. It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, Steve, wake up! It's time to be awake! Be productive! BE ALIVE!" And I'm like, "No, universe, I'm good. I'll just hit snooze and pretend I'm still in dreamland."

Subpage: The Illusion of Control

The Inefficiency of Alarms is a great place to start, if you're looking for more reasons to hate mornings.

If you're feeling brave, check out The Terror of the To-Do List