Recipe 3: The One With Extra Socks

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of extra socks (preferably not the ones you've lost in the washing machine)
• 1 cup of questionable mayonnaise
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of disappointment
• 1/4 cup of desperation

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400°F (like you're going to get the socks done in under an hour)
2. Mix the extra socks with the questionable mayonnaise until it forms a cohesive whole
3. Add the regret, disappointment, and desperation to the mixture
4. Shape the mixture into a rectangle (or triangle, or circle, we don't judge)
5. Bake for 30 minutes or until the socks are crispy (like your dreams)

Proceed to Recipe 4: The One With The Missing Socks