Deep Sea Dive

We're currently exploring the uncharted depths of the ocean. Our team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated researchers are on a mission to discover new species, new species of fish, and new species of regrettable fashion choices.

Current Expedition Status:

We've reached the Unidentified Fishing Nets, and we're starting to suspect that someone left a bunch of discarded fishing gear in the middle of the ocean.

Recent Discoveries:

  • Sea Ghosts: We found these guys in the vicinity of the nets. They're basically just fish with glow sticks.
  • Underwater Carp Sighting: It's a real thing, folks. We have proof.

Our Team:

We're a highly trained group of experts who are dedicated to exploring the deep sea and finding new species to make you laugh at.

We're led by Dr. Dr. Pierre the Great, a renowned expert in all things oceanic and slightly absurd.