We're on the 4th phase of our oceanic experimentation, and things are getting real. Our new gizmo is a marvel of engineering, with flashing lights and whirring blades that are sure to hypnotize anyone within a 5-mile radius.

But what does it do, you ask?

We can't tell you. Yet. It's a secret.

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