ToasterGate: Where the Toast Burnt, the Bagel Burned, and the Muffin Mangled

A Scandal of Toaster Malfunctions, Corporate Greed, and Breakfast Cereal Manipulation

Welcome to ToasterGate, the epic tale of a toasting disaster that shook the very foundations of our morning routines. It began with a simple toaster, a humble appliance designed to toast bread to an optimal crispiness. But little did we know, beneath its innocent facade, a web of deceit and toasting malice was at play.

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Disclaimer: This site is a satirical work of fiction. Any resemblance to real events, individuals, or appliances is purely coincidental.

We're still investigating the ToasterGate scandal, but sources close to the case have revealed a tangled web of corporate deceit, toasting malpractice, and possibly even breakfast cereal manipulation.

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