Warning: What you're about to read is a collection of embarrassing moments from Phase 1 of our company's history. Don't judge us too harshly.
It all started with a minor mishap involving a toaster and a stapler...
View Phase 2 Accidents for more thrilling tales of incompetence.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Phase 2 3/4's Accidents for the real story of how we almost went out of business.