THE BLOOPERS' GAZETTE

Phase 4: Blooming Bloop Storms

A special edition of our newspaper, covering the latest and greatest in Bloop news.

Breaking News:

Reports of massive Bloop storms are sweeping the nation, with reports of:

• Colorful, swirly patterns of doom appearing in the skies
• Uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena in public
• Spontaneous outbreaks of "Bloop-singing"

Opinion Section:

Our experts weigh in on the Bloop:

• "It's a real thing, folks, and it's here to stay." - Dr. Bloopstein, leading Bloop researcher
• "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the Bloop or the accountant's report from last quarter." - Local business owner

For more on the Bloop, visit:

• Bloop Symptoms
• Bloop Prevention