Welcome, brave adventurer, to Phase 6: The Kludge, where the fabric of space and time is held together by rusty duct tape and prayers.
We've got a real mess on our hands here. The space-time continuum is all wonky, and our engineers are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
But fear not! For we've got the Kludge-Solving Team on the case, armed with nothing but hope and a few well-placedประก duct tape rolls.
Want to see their progress? Follow the Kludge-Solvable link for the latest updates from the front lines.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Phase 6: The Kludge Bug page for some good old-fashioned troubleshooting.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Kludge-FAQ for some answers that might, might, possibly, hopefully, fix your problem.