We are the Blooping Council, a group of highly skilled and extremely bored individuals dedicated to the art of doing nothing in particular.
Our members are experts in the fields of procrastination, napping, and eating Cheetos. We have been known to solve world hunger with a single Fritos bag.
Our council is led by the fearless and brilliant Chairperson, Bob. He is a master of the ancient art of doing nothing, and has written a 500-page book on the subject.
Join us and become a member of the Blooping Council! It's the perfect opportunity to do nothing, achieve nothing, and accomplish absolutely nothing.
Sign up for our membership program and receive a free year's supply of Cheetos!