The Blue Mold Blues: A Techno Fix
It's been 5 years since we've seen a decent amount of sunlight. The last time was when we thought we were getting a new shipment of those fancy LED light bulbs. Turns out, they were just a bunch of moldy, blue-tinted bulbs. We're talking blue mold, folks. The kind that makes you wonder if the whole neighborhood is secretly a giant, fungal colony.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a fix for this problem! Introducing the Techno Fix: a DIY, 8-bit solution to our blue mold woes. Simply:
- Clean your space with 90s-era disinfectant spray
- Rinse with a can of 3.5% bleach
- Install the Techno Fix 8-bit module
- Plug in your old Commodore 64
- Press start