Blue Mold Blues

The Blue Mold Blues is a legendary fungal infection that affects only the most discerning of mold colonies. It's a real downer, folks.

Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable growth spurts
• Moldy body odor
• Unrelenting itchiness
• Spontaneous combustion of adjacent plant life

Don't get caught with the Blue Mold Blues! Stay vigilant with regular cleaning and a healthy dose of skepticism.

For more info on how to avoid this scourge, visit our Avoiding the Blues page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Urban Legends page for tales of those who've beaten the Blue Mold Blues.