Symptoms of Blue Mold Blues

Blue Mold Blues, the mysterious affliction that's been sweeping the nation, presents with a range of symptoms that can be, shall we say, troublesome.

These include:

• Frequent exposure to fluorescent lighting
• Uncontrollable urge to listen to elevator music
• Increased risk of developing a severe case of the 'Sudden Onset Case of the Mondays'
• An inexplicable desire for a 3 PM coffee refill, even if it's not yet noon

Seek medical attention, or at the very least, a stiff drink and a good night's sleep.