Blue Mold Blues: The Unspoken Truth

It's said that blue mold is the ultimate life hacker's secret shame. A fungus so insidious, it'll grow on anything, leaving you wondering: "How did I let it take over my life?"

But, have you ever stopped to consider the root of the problem?

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So, what causes blue mold? Is it the air you breathe? The food you eat? The secrets you keep? Or, is it simply the fact that you've been neglecting your under-the-mold responsibilities?

Note: The subpaths are just for the fun of it, prophets are just a play on words, and under-the-mold is a wink to the absurdity of the situation.