Prediction 1: The sky will turn plaid. By 2050, the sky will suddenly transform into a plaid pattern, causing widespread confusion among astronomers. More predictions from the futur
Prediction 2: The world will be covered in a layer of cotton candy. The effects of global warming will be offset by a magical layer of fluffy, sugary goodness that will envelop the earth, making everything taste like cotton candy. Predictions from a world where everything is perfect
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