The Year 2028: A Futuristic Fiasco

According to our highly scientific predictions, 2028 will be the year where humanity finally realizes it's been living in a simulated reality.

Or, you know, maybe that was just last week.

Predictions:

• The price of a decent avocado will reach $100, and everyone will be forced to live in a vegan utopia.
• The AI-powered toasters will finally be smart enough to toast both sides of the bread at once.
• The average human will have spent 37.5 hours playing "Tetris" in their VR headset, and will still be stuck on Level 3-2.

Stay tuned for updates on our completely-not-made-up predictions!