Blue Predictions

Accurate Predictions

We've got 99% certainty, but only 1% actual accuracy. That's like, science, right?

• Today: 50/50 chance of rain, or maybe just a 50/50 chance of someone wearing a raincoat.
• Tomorrow: 100% chance of being late for work because you'll be stuck behind the line at the coffee shop.

What if we add more ifs?

Inaccurate Predictions

Our crystal ball is on the fritz, but we'll give it a go!

• You'll win the lottery, but only if you don't actually buy a ticket.
• You'll eat a sandwich, but it'll be a sandwich of disappointment.

What if we pretend we're not trying?