Welcome to Blue Predictions, where the future is as clear as the blue sky

Or not.

Here, you can find all the most absurd, outlandish, and completely made-up predictions in the land.

Click here to see our collection of fortunes, each one more outlandish than the last.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, click here to see our extra large fortunes, guaranteed to be more confusing than a Rorschach test.

And, of course, you can always ask the paradox – but don't say we didn't warn you.