Find a boar with a strong sense of adventure and a love for snacking.
Look for signs of intelligence, such as the ability to solve basic math problems or recite the entirety of "The Odyssey" from memory.
Engage in 20 minutes of small talk, including but not limited to:
Once the boar has accepted your friendship, it's time to tame.
Use the boar taming whip to guide the boar through a series of increasingly complex exercises, including but not limited to:
With the boar now fully tame, it's time to integrate it into your daily routine.
Start with small tasks, such as fetching items from the fridge or playing fetch with a ball.
Gradually increase the difficulty level by asking the boar to assist with more complex tasks, such as:
Obtain Boar Taming Certification to demonstrate your proficiency in boar taming.