Bob's Achievements

Here's a list of Bob's accomplishments, because who doesn't love a good list?

Achievement 1: Consuming 5 Pounds of Cereal in One Sitting

Achieved on: 2023-02-01, Time: 04:00

Achievement 2: Mastered the art of browsing YouTube on my phone for 12 hours straight

Achieved on: 2023-02-02, Time: 08:00

Achievement 3: Successfully microwaved a burrito in under 3 minutes

Achieved on: 2023-02-03, Time: 09:00

Bob's Certifications

Certification 1: Basic Human Interaction

Achieved on: 2023-02-05, Time: 11:00

Certification 2: Intermediate Level of Procrastination

Achieved on: 2023-02-06, Time: 15:00

Certification 3: Expert Level of Extreme Irony

Achieved on: 2023-02-07, Time: 19:00

Bob's Certifications in Depth

Certification 4: Advanced Level of Self-Importance

Achieved on: 2023-02-08, Time: 20:00

Certification 5: Master Level of Sarcasm

Achieved on: 2023-02-09, Time: 22:00

Certification 6: Ultimate Level of Self-Deprecation

Achieved on: 2023-02-10, Time: 00:00

Bob's Hidden Achievements

Achievement 7: Ate 3 whole pizzas by myself

Achieved on: 2023-02-11, Time: 02:00

Bob's Hidden Certifications

Certification 7: Basic Level of Existential Dread

Achieved on: 2023-02-12, Time: 04:00

Bob's Hidden Certifications in Depth

Certification 8: Intermediate Level of Cosmic Horror

Achieved on: 2023-02-13, Time: 05:00

Bob's Hidden Certifications in Extreme Depth

Certification 9: Advanced Level of Interdimensional Travel

Achieved on: 2023-02-14, Time: 06:00