Most Likely to Spill Coffee on Shirt (2022)
Bob McBobface achieved a perfect 10 for most coffee stains on shirt, setting a new standard for sartorial splatter.
Most Frequent Use of the Phrase 'I Need a Nap' (2022)
Bob McBobface exclaimed 'I need a nap' 427 times, breaking the record for most excessive use of the phrase.