Herein lies the sassy.
Secret Sassy Mode
Wherein the sassiest of sasses reside, the sasses of sassiness, the sasses of sassy.
Herein lies the sassy.
The Sassiest of Sasses
Bob's sassiness has been measured to be 1000% more sassy than the average human.
He has been known to sass with reckless abandon, leaving a trail of sassy-ness in his wake.
His sassy levels are so high, they are measurable only in decibels.
His sassy-meter has been calibrated to 11.
And it is stuck there.
He is the sassy-est of the sassy.
His sassy is so sassy, it's like a sassy explosion.
His sassy is so sassy, it's like a sassy supernova.
His sassy is so sassy, it's like a sassy singularity.
And it is still sassy.
And it will always be sassy.
For all eternity.
Secret Sassy Mode
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