Project Omega: Mission Statement

Our Mission

We are the defenders of the universe. We are the ones who will save it from the impending doom of boredom.

Or at least, we're going to try really hard.

Our goal is to create the most epic, the most legendary, and the most utterly confusing experience in the multiverse.

With our cutting-edge technology, our team of highly trained professionals, and our unwavering dedication to the art of being weird, we will make the impossible, possible.

Our Values

• Confusion: We will confuse you. Confound you. Confound you so badly that you'll question everything you thought you knew.
• Chaos: We will bring you chaos. Unpredictability. And a strong chance of existential dread.
• Unbridled Creativity: We will let our imagination run wild. And by wild, we mean 'completely out of control'.

Our Vision

To be the ones who make the most epic fails in the history of the universe.

Join us, and together, we'll make the impossible, possible. Or at least, we'll make a really good story out of it.

(Note: The links above may or may not lead to actual content. Or they might just take you on a wild goose chase. Or maybe, just maybe, they'll transport you to another dimension. You have been warned.)