Where the pursuit of higher education meets the art of being utterly useless
We are a prestigious institution dedicated to providing a rigorous education in the field of Extreme Knitting, Advanced Procrastination, and Extreme Pajama Wear.
Our faculty consists of the world's leading experts in making excuses, taking three hour lunches, and perfecting the art of binge-watching cat videos.
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