Le Bistro Bogus: Home of the Most Bogus Bites

Welcome to Le Bistro Bogus, where the food is as fake as our mustache

We offer a variety of dishes, all made with 100% pureed imagination

Some of our popular items include:

• The Bogus Burger: a patty of pureed hopes and dreams
• The Faux-Gras: a taste of nothingness, served with a side of regret
• The Bogus Fajita: a tangled mess of pureed emotions, served with a side of existential dread

See our full menu

Our Story

Le Bistro Bogus was founded by a group of friends who were tired of eating real food

We wanted to serve something truly unique, something that would make people question their life choices

And so, we created Le Bistro Bogus, where the only thing we serve is pureed imagination