A report has just emerged that the Egg-Cellular Society, a secretive organization of sentient eggs, has been secretly manipulating world politics for centuries.

The implications are dire: if the eggs have been running the world, who is really in charge?

Read the shocking exposé

Reader Comments

Unidentified Egg says: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, by these allegations! As an egg myself, I can assure you that our society is completely innocent."

Concerned Citizen says: "This is a classic case of egg-xaggeration. Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

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