Mary: Romance Novels - She's been reading romance novels since before they were cool. When not reading about swoon-worthy heroes, she's a professional cat whisperer.
Steve: The Comedy King - He's been making people laugh since he learned to talk. When not on stage, he's perfecting his stand-up skills in front of the mirror.
We have Jane and John, but they're not available for comment at the moment.
Steve: The Art of Nothing - He's a master of the art of doing nothing. When not inventing excuses, he's perfecting the art of napping.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, or should we say, the tip of the iceberg that we're willing to talk about. Join us for more of the Wunderland Wits!
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