We are the proud owners of the world's most exclusive book club. Our meetings are filled with pretentious discussions of literary classics, heated debates about the meaning of life, and the occasional existential crisis.
Don't be shy, come join us for some high-brow conversation and low-brow snacks. Our next meeting is this Thursday at 7:00 PM. RSVP not required, but strongly suggested. Don't say we didn't warn you.
See also: Meeting Minutes, Reading List, Secret Handshake