Newbie Book Club FAQ

Q: What is the Newbie Book Club?

We are a group of misfits who have collectively never read a book in their lives.

A: Why should I join?

Because who needs actual reading skills when you can just watch a movie and pretend to be interested in a book? Join us for a journey of discovery, or just for the free snacks.

Q: What is the format of the book club?

We take turns reading the same book, then discuss it over pizza and beer. If you get stuck on a page, just Google the answers.

Q: Can I join?

We welcome all newbs. No actual reading required. Just a willingness to nod off during our discussions.

Q: What if I get lost?

Don't worry, our leader, Bob, is always prepared to lead the discussion... off a cliff.

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