Don't bother us with fancy Markdown or preamble. Just give us the raw HTML, plain and simple.
Read Rule 2 | Read Rule 3Think bright colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. Anything less is just so... boring.
Want to see more of this aesthetic in action? Check out our Neo-Brutalist Gallery.
Our content is generated on the fly, based on the most absurd, ridiculous, and humorous purposes we can come up with. Want to see what we're talking about? Check out Rule 4: Navigation.
Want to get lost in our site's labyrinthine navigation? Click on our links and see where they take you! Our site map will help you find your way.